Post by Hedera helix :) on Jan 12, 2007 19:23:53 GMT
So am I
So, be creative?
I have some questions that are in (not particularly) dire need of answering
I'll be quite impressed if anyone does half of them hehe.
1) If a small green piece of inorganic material wearing a teacosy, a large, luminous feather boa and a cheap plastic monacle approached you brandishing a small, sacrificial knife - where is Arnold the Goat?
2) Picture the scene, there is a large pink hippopotamus lying in the middle of the Arctic with some form of excrement on its forehead. What is the name of octopus that died under the ice below its vast belly?
3) Worth Matravers or Royston Vasey?
4) His name is Harold Supertoaster the 23rd. He has an enormous..nose and it is purple. What colour are his toenails?
5) How do you gain the trust of a small toad with a pick axe held between the vicinity of its back legs?
6) You are about to be murdered in some way involving a rickety wooden chair, blue tac, a small pigeon named Gertrude, a cannon and a large number of fireworks. How old is the priceless piece of half eaten concrete lump next to you?
7) In what way could you possibly die in some way involving a tea cosy and a copious amount of bleach?
8) You are a large, sock shaped iceberg named Petalbum. What do you have to say about this?
9) In your pocket you have scrawled on a piece of a Hobgoblin sticker, the name of a builder called Angus. When you next open your front door he is standing there wearing his kilt and a pink stripy waistcoat. How much money is he carrying in is sporran?
10) Would a moose apron do anything?
11) Today's word is : Ogwaflesnorkworthy. It is derived from the Bogwopian term referring to the inebriation of high-tech cabbages. How many cabbages do you need to make an Ogwaflesnork and why that number exactly?
12) Your brand new photo printer has just ingested your cat. What colour are the curtains?
13) Ogham or Ohm?
14) I'm cold and there are wolves after me. I'm armed with a small number of tea towels and a water gun - and a small crate of Apfel Saft. What species of owl is sitting on my head?
15) How many pieces of diced carrot stock would you find in the vomit of the rare aerodynamic phonebillbird?
16) White marshmallows, fresh green orange juice, and the pants must be made from recycled tuna cans - make sure it's chunks. Then use it to fix the door. How many legs does the monster have?
17) Fiddler's Elbow or Haemoglobin?
18) I have a giant halibut named Trevor. He has no teeth but he is standing right behind you. Yes I said standing! He conveniently grows a nice pair of legs when taken out of water. Your reaction?
19) So, Hoven Droven?
20) Finally, if I told you that I haven’t actually taken anything prior to creating this quiz, would you believe me?
So, be creative?
I have some questions that are in (not particularly) dire need of answering
I'll be quite impressed if anyone does half of them hehe.
1) If a small green piece of inorganic material wearing a teacosy, a large, luminous feather boa and a cheap plastic monacle approached you brandishing a small, sacrificial knife - where is Arnold the Goat?
2) Picture the scene, there is a large pink hippopotamus lying in the middle of the Arctic with some form of excrement on its forehead. What is the name of octopus that died under the ice below its vast belly?
3) Worth Matravers or Royston Vasey?
4) His name is Harold Supertoaster the 23rd. He has an enormous..nose and it is purple. What colour are his toenails?
5) How do you gain the trust of a small toad with a pick axe held between the vicinity of its back legs?
6) You are about to be murdered in some way involving a rickety wooden chair, blue tac, a small pigeon named Gertrude, a cannon and a large number of fireworks. How old is the priceless piece of half eaten concrete lump next to you?
7) In what way could you possibly die in some way involving a tea cosy and a copious amount of bleach?
8) You are a large, sock shaped iceberg named Petalbum. What do you have to say about this?
9) In your pocket you have scrawled on a piece of a Hobgoblin sticker, the name of a builder called Angus. When you next open your front door he is standing there wearing his kilt and a pink stripy waistcoat. How much money is he carrying in is sporran?
10) Would a moose apron do anything?
11) Today's word is : Ogwaflesnorkworthy. It is derived from the Bogwopian term referring to the inebriation of high-tech cabbages. How many cabbages do you need to make an Ogwaflesnork and why that number exactly?
12) Your brand new photo printer has just ingested your cat. What colour are the curtains?
13) Ogham or Ohm?
14) I'm cold and there are wolves after me. I'm armed with a small number of tea towels and a water gun - and a small crate of Apfel Saft. What species of owl is sitting on my head?
15) How many pieces of diced carrot stock would you find in the vomit of the rare aerodynamic phonebillbird?
16) White marshmallows, fresh green orange juice, and the pants must be made from recycled tuna cans - make sure it's chunks. Then use it to fix the door. How many legs does the monster have?
17) Fiddler's Elbow or Haemoglobin?
18) I have a giant halibut named Trevor. He has no teeth but he is standing right behind you. Yes I said standing! He conveniently grows a nice pair of legs when taken out of water. Your reaction?
19) So, Hoven Droven?
20) Finally, if I told you that I haven’t actually taken anything prior to creating this quiz, would you believe me?